England v Australia Fourth ODI Report Card
Featuring Morpheus off the short run
Morpheus Off The Short Run
For the fourth match in this series, Australia braved the most feared ground in all of England. One renowned for the robust rowdiness of its roughneck residents, the cruel cacophony of its cantankerous crowd and the mean malevolence of its misanthropic members.
Yes, it’s Lord’s, where London’s least likeable lumps of loaded lard loudly lambast law-abiding (or even Laws-abiding) lads who lope through their loathsome, livid Long Room.
Anyway, needless to say, it was raining, so I went to bed. (Not sure why England can’t at least sort things out so it rains when we’re asleep and plays the cricket while we’re awake. That’s just common courtesy.)
Here’s what I missed:
A rain-reduced match, how many runs could they make,
With the fate of this gripping series at stake?
Look out, here’s a Livingstone blitz!
To thoroughly give the Aussies the shits
(Or, at least, those who'd bothered staying awake.)
2-2 after four matches!! Stay tuned for the much-anticipated decider on… I want to say Sunday?