A Do It Yourself Ashes Test Match Report
Can't wait for the Ashes? Get started early with a DIY Test.
England captain Ben Stokes
the toss and the home side bowled first, with Jimmy Anderson taking the new ball alongside
a mannequin brought to life by a kiss from Brendon McCullum
Australia were swiftly in trouble after
the loss of early wickets
hurling a stream of unnecessary abus…
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