Australia v England Test, Day One Report Card
Featuring hobble-heeled Healy, translating names from French and disrespecting bowling statistics
Hobble-Heeled Healy
Grade: B+
Australia celebrated the arrival of the Test match in this series, and the corresponding opportunity to inflict a 16-0 clean sweep on England, by bringing back ol’ hobble-heeled Healy into the team. To be fair, they were in a very silly mood, with news coming out the day before the Test that Healy was racing a clock while wea…
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