Australia v India First Test, Day One Report Card

Featuring quantifying handsomeness, plummeting Test career catch proportions, kwik looks, somer-assaults, genuine dad all-rounders and faith

Quantifying Handsomeness
Grade: D-

The Border-Gavaskar series began, as so many have, at the toss, with captains Pat Cummins and Jasprit Bumrah leading their respective sides. Their quick-bowling dual skipperdom had many curious fans asking ‘when was the last time there was a Test where both captains were fast bowlers?’.

The boffins quickly came back with …