Australia v Netherlands Report Card
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Trendily Slowing Down For A Century
Australia won the toss and elected to bat first, with the early departure of Mitch Marsh allowing David Warner and Steve Smith to spend some time in the middle.
Indeed, so keen were they to spend time in the middle together that at one point they both ended up at the same end of the pitch while running between t…
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