I Attended a Cricket Match With A Clickbait Headline Writer. You Won't Believe What Happened Next!
Or maybe you will. You're quite worldly.
ME: (standing outside MCG, tapping watch, shortly before the start of play) Cutting it a bit fine, aren’t you?
CLICKBAIT-HEADLINE WRITING FRIEND: “EXPLOSIVE RANT! Dan UNLEASHES fury over devastating tardiness that threatened dream cricket match attendance!”
ME: Well, I hardly ‘unleashed fury’. I just wasn’t sure where you were. You didn’t answer my texts.
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