Let Me Entertain You

Better Removalist Who Enters Truck

You know Better Man, the movie in which Robbie Williams is a monkey. (Yes, yes, ape.)

I think it’s safe to reveal now that I’m actually one of the stars of that film, in the crucial role of ‘Removalist Who Enters Truck’.

No, seriously. Here I am, being ignored by Young Monkey (Yes, Ape) Robbie Williams, who is instead looking out the window at his mother…