Men’s Ashes First Test Report Card, Day One
Featuring marking run-ups, overcordialed toddlers and crumbling edifices
The first Ashes Test began with some magnificent trolling from Mitch Marsh, who, for reasons known only to himself, began marking his run-up shortly after Scott Boland had marked his and before there’d been any appearance from either Josh Hazlewood or Mitchell Starc.
Marsh’s efforts swiftly had everybody at the ground in a dither. …
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