Pakistan v England First Test Report Card, Day Five
Featuring Doctor Worm off the short run
Doctor Worm Off The Short Run
I barely saw anything of the final day (such as it was) of the Test, because I was off to a They Might Be Giants concert.
Nevertheless, here’s a summary of, well, not so much the final day, but the general vibe of the Test, to the tune of TMBG’s ‘Particle Man’.
Pakistan, man…
Pakistan, man…
Losing the Tests only Pakistan can.
How's that done?
It's not important
(sighs) Pakistan, man…
(Insert your own accordion solo wherever you see fit…