South Africa v Afghanistan Report Card

Featuring anti-comedy

Anti-Comedy
Grade: C

South Africa had famously never won a World Cup semi-final. (Well, the men, anyway.) In contrast, Afghanistan had never lost a World Cup semi-final. (And, yes, unfortunately, we’re still obviously talking about the men.)

So, all eyes were on how, exactly, South Africa would mess things up this time. Asked to bowl first, they immediatel…