Women’s Ashes First ODI Report Card

Featuring French apathy

Apathie à Court Terme

Women’s ODIs are at a better time than the T20s, especially since I’ve made my way to Paris in time for them. Alas, however, French disdain for the sport is palpable and unforgiving. Here’s what I missed in the first match:

I couldn’t make my TV set work,
Nor my virtual private network
But as technology crashes,
England level the Ashes
D…