Welcome To William’s Piano Room Bar, Home of the Most Fuckable Drinks in New York City
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Saturday Menu (from 9pm)
Entree: Squeak and bubble soup
Mains: Chips and fish
Dessert: Cream and cookies cheesecake
Drink: Tonic and gin1
Bar staff guarantee lightning quick jokes and/or smokes (or your money back!)
Special discount rate available for servicemen whose name rhymes with their chosen branch of the armed forces.
LIVE Piano Music!
requests taken
may sound like carnival
younger man’s2 clothes provided as musical memory jogger (for a nominal fee)
Note: Do NOT put bread in the piano player’s jar! Cash or real estate novels only.
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May contain traces of loneliness
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