Look, do you need fake footnotes on the Sherlock Holmes story, The Hound of the Baskervilles? Probably not. But that's what you're getting.
Confabulannotations!
Chapter One
Featuring cyclovergency, humblebrags and parlour games
Featuring Mission: Impossible - Fallout, BBC in-jokes and negging
Featuring Billy Joel, Oscar Wilde and Cockney rhyming slang
Featuring riddles, fog banning and the lies of George R R Martin
Featuring Muppet ailments, dating app hacks and the origins of Radiohead
Featuring Phantom Zone villains, the Wright 'brothers' and flamingo hypotheses
Featuring Cretaceous Period dinosaurs, 80s body-swap movies and the fourteenth commandment
Featuring ghost-written biographies, careless anagrams and entymology
Chapter Two
Featuring the invention of watermarking, county mottos and historic calligraphic peaks
Featuring turnipberries, Lamarckism and the director's cut of Catch Me If You Can
Featuring decadent baguettes, Oasis reunions and St George Michael
Featuring the origins of World War I, untrained copy editors and newspaper letter columns
Featuring Montessori political correctness, omitted pranks and canine volume controls
Featuring portrait taxes, Letterboxd tagging and the Rolling Stones