Cricket Report Cards

New Zealand v South Africa T20 World Cup Report Card

Featuring Morpheus off the short run

Oct 20 •

Pakistan v England Second Test Report Card, Day Four

Featuring throwing one's bat away

Oct 18 •

New Zealand v West Indies T20 World Cup Report Card

Featuring Morpheus off the short run

Oct 18 •

Pakistan v England Second Test Report Card, Day Three

Featuring tag teaming and Daskalos off the short run

Oct 17 •

Australia v South Africa T20 World Cup Report Card

Featuring Morpheus off the short run

Oct 17 •

Pakistan v England Second Test Report Card, Day Two

Featuring the Pakistan tail and the vibes of Sajid Khan

Oct 16 •

Pakistan v England Second Test Report Card, Day One

Featuring composure and poise, shoot-outs and CHiPs

Oct 15 •

Australia v India T20 World Cup Report Card

Featuring polling, Spotify and pointless thrashing

Oct 14 •

Australia v Pakistan T20 World Cup Report Card

Featuring Morpheus off the short run

Oct 11 •

Pakistan v England First Test Report Card, Day Five

Featuring Doctor Worm off the short run

Oct 11 •

Pakistan v England First Test Report Card, Day Four

Featuring Cookie Monster v Scrooge McDuck redux and cover-ups

Oct 10 •

Pakistan v England First Test Report Card, Day Three

Featuring Cookie Monster v Scrooge McDuck and primordial 'oo's

Oct 9 •

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